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    Hypnotist at seniors center

    HYPNOTIST AT SENIOR CENTER (UNCLASSIFIED)


    The Hypnotist at the Senior Center

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude Was
    topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist
    do his stuff.

    As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike Most
    hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a Trance, I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful Antique
    pocket watch from his coat.

    "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch."

    "It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six Generations." He
    began to swing the watch gently back and forth while Quietly chanting, "Watch
    the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    Gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed The
    swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's Fingers and
    fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "Shit," said the Hypnotist.

    It took three days to clean up the senior's center.



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