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05-06-08, 11:03 AM #1
Hypnotist at seniors center
HYPNOTIST AT SENIOR CENTER (UNCLASSIFIED)
The Hypnotist at the Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude Was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist
do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike Most
hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a Trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful Antique
pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch."
"It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six Generations." He
began to swing the watch gently back and forth while Quietly chanting, "Watch
the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
Gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed The
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's Fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit," said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior's center.
05-07-08, 11:33 AM #2
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
05-07-08, 12:36 PM #3
(You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mavriktu again.)
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