Here's Your Sign!

[snuffy2202]

They Walk Among Us
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The check-out-chick rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money
back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She
became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I departed the store with the $46.64.


They Walk Among Us
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Latte. I
handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that
said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I
guess they're both free' She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out
the door.


They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them
shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said, 'Where'?


They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'


They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I
told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He
responded, 'Is that Eastern Standard time?' Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said,
'Uh, yes.'


They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot.


They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

[Second Chance]

Too funny......I have one prior to moving to Louisiana, I lived in Phoenix. I went to a Target and purchased a case of motor oil, was something like $27.00 or so, the cashier scanned one of the bar codes on the case which was $.97 for one quart. She informed me of the price, I then advised her that it was for a case of oil, not a quart. She got pissed at me and informed me she knew what she was doing......I said alrighty then. The guy behind me in line, said, "I better get me some oil too", yep I said, it is on sale a case for $.97 cents................LOL

[TXCharlie]

Those are all gems

[Five-0]

Snuffy, those stories represent about 90% of the people we deal with in this job.

[Pudge]

LOL! Nice