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Thread: Cajun Diet
05-19-08, 10:55 AM #1
Hopefully not a repost!
Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60
Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
Boudreaux nodded..'I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna
drop dead on dat 3rd day.
From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
Boudreaux: Hell no, it wuz from from all dat dam skippin'Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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