Hopefully not a repost!

Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60

Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

Boudreaux nodded..'I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna
drop dead on dat 3rd day.

From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

Boudreaux: Hell no, it wuz from from all dat dam skippin'