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    ONLY IN AMERICA

    1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
    faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
    in front of a skating rink...

    3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk
    all the way to the back of the store to get their
    prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
    at the front.

    4. Only in America...do people order double cheese
    burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America...do banks leave safe doors open
    and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands
    of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
    the garage.

    7. Only in America..do we use answering machines to
    screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
    miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
    the first place.

    8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
    ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to
    describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning
    "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

    10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM
    machines with Braille lettering..

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    so true.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









 

 

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