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    Bow to the Pig!

    Did You Know...

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
    is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
    the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    (In my next life, I want to be a pig)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
    starves to death. (Creepy.)

    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
    jumping the length of a football field.

    (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    (I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    (Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
    left-handed people.

    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    (OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.

    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
    pleasure.

    (What about that pig??)


    ...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!

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    Long live the Pig.


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    Hmmmm, is that the real reason we call cops pigs?
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