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05-19-08, 09:19 PM #1
05-19-08, 09:33 PM #2
Thats pretty funny, but very true.Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon
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05-20-08, 12:42 AM #3
That fly is soaked if I get at him.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
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05-20-08, 12:59 AM #4
05-20-08, 05:10 PM #5
I worked as a "custodian" to pay for college (added duty thanks to Prop 13) and my biggest pet peeve was the guys would always melt the deodorant cakes in the urinal too fast! I guess target practice comes natural?
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05-20-08, 05:40 PM #6
It is a sport, kinda like writing your name in the snow!!To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
05-20-08, 05:59 PM #7
ha ha ha ha, now that is funny!
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05-20-08, 07:04 PM #8
You can do the same thing with Cheerios. Thats how we potty trained my nephew."You will learn more with your ears than you will your mouth!"
05-20-08, 07:15 PM #9
Ever see a urinal filled with ice? Fun to try to melt your name in it.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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05-20-08, 07:33 PM #10
My friend bought something called tinkle targets for her son....worked like a charm
05-21-08, 12:36 AM #11
05-21-08, 03:46 AM #12
Lol.... I want to see the first kid that doesn't see the fly move and puts his hand in there.
05-21-08, 04:56 AM #13
So when are they going to make a target for when we take craps, like a life ring to try and pass it through, hell it would give me something to doSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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05-21-08, 08:55 AM #14
05-23-08, 01:14 AM #15
I keep hitting my shoes
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05-23-08, 07:43 AM #16
Thoughts of barefeet...socks...N slippers popped into my mind...ooooooooeeee
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