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05-24-08, 07:03 PM #1
wife, mistress and fiance
An engaged woman, a mistress, and a married woman were chatting about their relationships and decided to surprise their men with a little sex play.
That night each wore a black leather S&M bodice, stiletto heels, and a mask.
The next day, they met for coffee to exchange stories.
The engaged woman said, "My boyfriend came home, found me in my leather and said, 'You're the woman of my dreams. I love you!' and then we made love until dawn!"
The mistress said, "Oh, yes! I met him in his office after work with just a raincoat on over my outfit. When I opened that raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just made wild passionate love all over his office, all night long."
The married woman said, "I sent the kids to Mom's for the night, got myself ready, but when my husband got home from work, he just grabbed a beer and the remote control, and then said, 'Hey Batman! What's for dinner?!' "
500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
05-24-08, 08:10 PM #2Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
05-24-08, 10:47 PM #3
If she'll wear it while cooking, I'll get my Wife a Batman outfit...Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
05-24-08, 11:52 PM #4
Now what would be really interesting is if they were all talking about the same man.
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05-25-08, 12:03 AM #5
That would be one hot ass cooking outfitSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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05-25-08, 12:31 AM #6Romans 8:28-31
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