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05-30-08, 03:42 AM #1
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Funny!
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ohio State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He replied ' Ohio State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
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05-30-08, 04:29 AM #2
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Heard it before and yet it's still funny
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05-30-08, 04:55 AM #3
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lol...
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05-30-08, 05:04 AM #4
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I heard it before also but I crack up every time, just imagining his face when he realized what he said lol
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I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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05-30-08, 12:53 PM #5
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I love this joke. I laugh every time. Several years ago one of the dj's from a radio station said this joke on the radio and carried on about it for about 20 minutes. They couldn't stop laughing. They kept cracking on it. She then came back on to say she'll be heading home in various directions and altering her driving habits. LOL! I was driving to work and I was laughing so hard and I couldn't stop. The drivers around me must have thought I was nuts. I got to work and I was still laughing from everything they were saying. I told the joke to a few of my coworkers and neither of the guys laughed. I thought it was and still is hilarious. My boss got a pretty good chuckle out of it.
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It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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05-30-08, 12:55 PM #6
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Originally Posted by k-9max
One of the very few that will actually admit it.
I keed I keed"Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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We have Ohio officers here.............is it true????
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Originally Posted by BigDawg
LOL, see my post above."Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
Follow members of O/R as they tweet a "Ride a long" on their shifts on the front page of the site and on twitter at the following links:
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