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02-25-06, 02:37 PM #1
The Year In Review... By A Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in
typewriter ! ! !
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years !"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power
went out !
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets ! ! !
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with > a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated,
they used their arms! ! !
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car
swamped, because top was down.
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of
California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 > hour per pound and I
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's
no "eleven" > button on the phone ! ! !
What a year ! !It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.
In vino veritas!
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