January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in
typewriter ! ! !

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years !"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power
went out !

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets ! ! !

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with > a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated,
they used their arms! ! !

August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car
swamped, because top was down.

September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of
California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ?

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 > hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's
no "eleven" > button on the phone ! ! !

What a year ! !