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    Maude and Claude

    Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .




    They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.





    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.





    They had a lovely evening.





    They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.





    Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.





    Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.





    As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....





    Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'





    Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.'



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    wow...

    experience there mav?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    wow...

    experience there mav?
    You aint right fer that

    I aint THAT old
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