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    Make em Happy

    Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain were flying to a debate.

    Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

    Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

    John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."


    I'm voting for the pilot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain were flying to a debate.

    Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

    Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

    John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."


    I'm voting for the pilot.
    fuck yeah
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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