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    Travel N Vacation time

    Its that time.... hopefully when most of us get an opportunity to take a break and enjoy a summer vacation

    Often I have heard folks complain about southern language/etc
    SO for those vacationing or traveling through the sunny South, here are some things you might hear:


    "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

    "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."


    "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."

    "This'll jar your preserves."

    "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

    Good Things/Compliments:

    "Cute as a sack full of puppies."

    "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

    "Gooder than grits."

    The Weather:

    "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

    "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

    Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."


    A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

    When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

    If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

    "He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."

    A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."


    "She's uglier than homemade soap."

    "Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"

    "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

    "Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

    "The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"

    Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."

    Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."

    Actually I was born n raised in the South and havent heard all of these

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    OMG Dapples, how funny! sweetpea introduced me to slicker than snot a couple weeks ago and I was on the floor!!!

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.

    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter



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