baseball fan

[lb18532]

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude
female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap
and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed
it over her left breast.

Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Yankee fan took off his cap
and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
notes. The officer then lifted the Yankee cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, 'What are you, a pervert or
something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
Well, said the officer. I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a
Yankee hat, I find an ass hole

[MissMyCaprice]

The other day, our unit rolled on one of those auto-erotic asphyxiation deaths. The bald, pot-bellied dad was hanging there dead, surrounded by porn, wearing a blond wig, a Mariners T-shirt, a thong, and fishnet stockings. The family was gathered outside. The coroner was ready to take the body away. We didn't want the family to have as their last memory of dad this grotesque and humiliating sight. We had to do it.


We took off the Mariners T-shirt.