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06-16-08, 06:11 PM #1
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Cardiologist funeral
CARDIOLOGIST' S FUNERAL
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point,one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes staredat him,
he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral........I'm a
gynecologist. '
The proctologist fainted.
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06-16-08, 06:59 PM #2
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LMAO,
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06-16-08, 07:26 PM #3
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quite funny.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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06-16-08, 08:30 PM #4
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06-16-08, 08:36 PM #5
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Hey, at least he wasn't a proctologist!
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06-16-08, 10:14 PM #6
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LOL
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06-17-08, 03:56 AM #7
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That's just too funny
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