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    snuffy2202 is offline JUST ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE
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    The widow and the gay man

    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
    was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
    newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be
    safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a
    hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
    ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing
    very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
    'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should
    go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and
    went into town on e Saturday night.

    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did
    as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

    Then she looked at him and said,
    'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

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    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    JAYBIRD33081 is offline CAT: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
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    thats just so wrong. lol

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    Heard it before but it's still funny


    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

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    lewisipso is offline Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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