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06-19-08, 05:51 PM #1
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DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and sai d,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'
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06-19-08, 06:35 PM #2
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oops
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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06-19-08, 06:41 PM #3
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ewwwwww, lunch
My dad, I miss him every day.
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Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
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06-19-08, 06:43 PM #4
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Taste like chicken?
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Well, did you give her one back?
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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Was it a wet one???
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and a slimy one???
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She was saving that for later!!!
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06-20-08, 03:27 AM #10
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HAHAHAHAHAHA omg...
that was great!http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
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I see you've already taught her how to share
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Originally Posted by jcsdscott
I see you've already taught her how to share
Sharing is so important
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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06-20-08, 01:01 PM #13
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Yuk! HAHAHA
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06-20-08, 01:08 PM #14
Please dont check the trunk...
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Ha, i was thinking she was going to have poop on her finger
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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