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    WOMEN CAN BE SO INSENSITIVE

    Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
    Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

    About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
    you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
    Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
    "Honey, please... just one more time before I die?" she says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
    After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4
    more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?"
    At this point the wife rolls over and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... you don't.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    oh ouch
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    *sigh* so true.

 

 

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