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    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

    This woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb can of coffee
    & 1 lb package of bacon

    As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derlick's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    LOL!!

    Now that ain't right! LOL!!

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    In vino veritas.
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    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    I'm laughing at the spelling of derelict.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I'm laughing at the spelling of derelict.
    The joke was funny. You, Ducky, were funnier.




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