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    Don't Piss Off Mother Nature!

    Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

    Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

    All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

    She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

    "Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"

    Then POOF! .. she was gone!

    After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"

    Henry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

    Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    CTR man is offline Officer First Class
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    Buttercup gets mad when you mess with her stuff.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    Ender is offline Three Sheets...
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    hahahaha....very nicely done!
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    "And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."

 

 

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