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    JRAES future??

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

    Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

    'Well, that's great....that's just great....

    Some asshole's got my pen!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

    Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

    'Well, that's great....that's just great....

    Some asshole's got my pen!'



    Good one!


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    uuummmmm................do you want the pen back???


    On the other hand I've been able to prove that an asshole can write a ticket!!!!
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    that is funny!!!
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