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06-23-08, 05:39 PM #1
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JRAES future??
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some asshole's got my pen!'
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06-23-08, 05:52 PM #2
Visualize whirled peas!!
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06-23-08, 06:10 PM #3
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I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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06-23-08, 09:45 PM #4
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Originally Posted by mavriktu
Good one!
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06-23-08, 09:51 PM #5
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uuummmmm................do you want the pen back???
On the other hand I've been able to prove that an asshole can write a ticket!!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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06-23-08, 10:47 PM #6
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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hahahahaha that is good!
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
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Desiccated branches
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Brought ghost ferns and
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Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
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'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
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To his world of illusion
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06-23-08, 11:45 PM #7
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that is funny!!!
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