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    snuffy2202 is offline JUST ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE
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    I'm married to a sex object!

    EVERY TIME I MENTION SEX, SHE OBJECTS!

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    Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    EVERY TIME I MENTION SEX, SHE OBJECTS!
    ohhh I thought you were married to a vibrator
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    We dallied under
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    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
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    An old skid road
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    His cyanotic eyes
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    Ha ha ha, MM nd Goz, good ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMash View Post
    Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
    and then she will add to that. "...and that is not an offer."


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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsterMash View Post
    Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
    You're lucky you're at least getting "oral sex."
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

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    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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