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06-25-08, 01:38 PM #1
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I'm married to a sex object!
EVERY TIME I MENTION SEX, SHE OBJECTS!
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06-25-08, 05:31 PM #2
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Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
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06-25-08, 06:13 PM #3
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ohhh I thought you were married to a vibrator
Originally Posted by snuffy2202
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-25-08, 06:28 PM #4
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Ha ha ha, MM nd Goz, good ones
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Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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06-25-08, 06:29 PM #5
There is no place like home....
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My wife is so cold, every time she walks by the thermostat the furnace comes on
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06-25-08, 07:44 PM #6
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and then she will add to that. "...and that is not an offer." Originally Posted by MonsterMash
Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
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06-25-08, 08:07 PM #7
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06-26-08, 01:21 AM #8
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I like my women like I like my coffee: cold and bitter.
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06-26-08, 04:01 AM #9
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You're lucky you're at least getting "oral sex." Originally Posted by MonsterMash
Next will come hallway sex. Everytime u pass her in the hallway she will yell,"Fuck you!"
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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