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06-26-08, 10:48 AM #1
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A Chance Meeting...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He instinctively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
He shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies...
Wait for it...
It's coming...
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says :
'You just happened to catch my eye.'*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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06-26-08, 11:12 AM #2
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06-26-08, 11:49 AM #3
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Eye admit, eye laughed.
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06-26-08, 03:53 PM #4
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Eye didn't see that one coming!
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Should have seen that coming!
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06-26-08, 07:40 PM #6
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I was expecting him to get really drunk and she tell him that she is really a he (shim). I should of seen that one.
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06-26-08, 07:48 PM #7
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oh darn.. i thought he was gonna do it to her socket
*sigh*
hey... just because you are old and put print like size 30 doesn't mean we are old and need to read it like that.
kingdorkusamongust
lol
*oooooo I need to go hide
like seriously this time*
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-26-08, 08:58 PM #8
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Heh heh.
Originally Posted by gozling
hey... just because you are old and put print like size 30 doesn't mean we are old and need to read it like that.
kingdorkusamongust lol
*oooooo I need to go hide
like seriously this time*
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