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    Butch's inquiry

    Down south, Butch called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
    "Yes, Butch, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
    "Sure is, Butch."
    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
    "Yep."
    "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
    "That's right," said the lawyer."
    "But why are you asking?"
    "Well, I was thinkin...
    What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"


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    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Now my brother THAT is gonna be one HELLUVA class action suit.

 

 

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