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06-29-08, 10:32 AM #1Rookie
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A Mafia Godfather findsout his deaf bookkeeper has cheated him out of
ten million bucks...
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he
mighthave to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing
$10million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money
The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says,'Ask him again, and tell him I'll kill him right now if he doesn't
tell mewhere my money is!'
The bookkeeper signs back and says 'OK! Don't shoot! You win! The money
is in abrown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard
The Godfather asks the attorney, 'What did he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger".GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AT HOME AND ABROAD
06-29-08, 01:51 PM #2\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
06-29-08, 06:07 PM #3
rofl"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
06-29-08, 06:45 PM #4
Gotta love those attorneys. NOT
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
06-29-08, 07:13 PM #5
Why do I believe that?
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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