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    Mafia Lawyer

    A Mafia Godfather findsout his deaf bookkeeper has cheated him out of
    ten million bucks...

    It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he
    mighthave to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing
    $10million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money
    is.

    The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'

    The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're
    talkingabout.'

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and

    says,'Ask him again, and tell him I'll kill him right now if he doesn't
    tell mewhere my money is!'

    The bookkeeper signs back and says 'OK! Don't shoot! You win! The money
    is in abrown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard
    in Queens!'

    The Godfather asks the attorney, 'What did he say?'

    The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull
    the trigger".
    GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AT HOME AND ABROAD

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    Gotta love those attorneys. NOT


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