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    Signal_W Guest

    How To Know If You're At Ghetto Kids Birthday Party


    1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited

    2. The cake says "Happy Birthday Pookie" instead of the child's name.

    3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese, but they brought their own food,
    cake, etc.

    4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.

    5. It's De'Vonte's 1st Birthday and the party food is BBQ and

    6. Instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, they have a "Back
    That Thing Up" contest.

    7. They don't sing Happy Birthday instead everyone is chanting "Go Man
    Man It's Your Birthday".

    8. There are twenty kids at the party but no parents (They got dropped

    9. The party was over at 5:00, it's 8:00 and somebody's kid is still

    10. Instead of Loot bags, the party favors are in Zip-Lock baggies.

    11. The birthday cake is Red Velvet.

    12. The invitations said Pizza Party, you get there and frozen Tony's
    Pizza is being served.

    13. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop
    and get some ice.

    14. The guest start arriving and the host disappears to get ready.

    15. You buy some food stamps from your cousin to buy the party food.

    16. You hear someone tell the birthday child "I am going to get you
    something next week when I get paid".

    17. The party wasn't planned, the birthday child just went outside and
    said "Mama said I'm getting ready to have a Birthday Party, Come on".

    18. The party is Saturday, you got a call on Friday night saying "I am
    giving Ke-Shawn a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00".

    19. All the kids at the party have on new clothes that they got just
    for the party.

    20. None of the gifts are wrapped, because the guest stopped by the
    store on the way to the party.

    21. The gift is still in the store bag.

    22. They don't serve punch, you get Kool-Aid and those store brand
    cheese puffs.

    23. The Baby daddy, the mama's boyfriend, and the mama's ex-boyfriend
    (the one the kid likes so much) are all there, and the child is calling
    them all DADDY.

    24. There's more family than friends at the party.

    25. The birthday child is late to his/her own party, because last night
    they spent the night over with their cousin 'nem.

    26. You have the party over your sister's because she just bought a new

    27. The cake didn't come from the store, it came from the Lady who
    makes good cakes.

    28. You have to hold on to the plate that you ate your food on to eat
    your cake.

    29. Someone calls and says "save me some cake."

    30. Guest are wrapping up cake to take to mama 'nem.

    31. It's a child's party but there's a Domino game in progress.

    32. The baby daddy shows up with all his Boyz and you start to fear
    that there will be a Drive-By.

    33. The party music is coming from the trunk of someone's car.

    34. The Soul Train Line and Electric Slide get started.

    35. You and your baby daddy get into an argument because he was
    supposed to chip in for the party but did not cuz he said "You get child
    support don't you!!!"

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    Cheech Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Signal_W
    9. The party was over at 5:00, it's 8:00 and somebody's kid is still
    Thats fuckin hilarious.

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    23. The Baby daddy, the mama's boyfriend, and the mama's ex-boyfriend
    (the one the kid likes so much) are all there, and the child is calling
    them all DADDY.
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    That sounds like my parties as a kid.

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    Most of that translates well for redneck birthday parties too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    That sounds like my parties as a kid.

    And there is absolutely nothing wrong with a red velvet birthday cake .
    Remember those who died, remember those who killed them.

    "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother." - Henry V

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