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07-02-08, 08:55 PM #1
Blonde from Alabama
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
Attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. .. And
'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and
Her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
Asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... Are still men.
07-02-08, 09:42 PM #2
Mesmerized, aren't we.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
07-02-08, 10:00 PM #3
I thought the only smart Blonde was a Golden Retriever......now I'm confused?!?!?"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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