Kid has sex with teacher.
Little billy came home from school and his mother askes him how was his day, Little billy responded, it was ok, I had sex with my teacher today. Little billys mother was suprised to hear that and sent him to his room untill his father came home. His father goes into little billys room and said to him, "your mother tells me that you had sex with your teacher", little billy said "yup". "Good job" his father said, "Im gonna take you down and buy you a bike". Little billy and his dad went down to the bike shop and they picked out a brand new bike. Little billys father said "you like your new bike billy?" "yes" little billy responded. "Well" his father said, "i think your a man now so would you like to ride your bike home"? "no" little billy said, "my ass still hurts"