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    Spell check............lol

    Ok here goes.............while working at a smaller department here in South Louisiana, we had a Sgt. Cox. Well of course as it goes we always getting statements from victims and such. One night we working and we get a large fight at a club, we gathering statements and one of the witnesses is a young female. She advises that she witnessed the whole thing. I get her to write her statement and tell her write the Sgt's name on the form, she asks his name and I advise her his name is "Sgt. Cox. So she writes it and I read it real quick, mostly to make sure she has all her information on there in case we need to contact her.

    We get back to the P.D., and I take a closer look at the statement and believe it or not this young lady, not trying to be funny or anything, maybe just not too bright, spells Cox.............well I am sure you can figure out how she spelled it...........................
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    At least the Sgt's name wasn't Woodcox.


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    First name Richard?
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    Sounds like some good material for some serious razzing.
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    I'd hate to be a rookie with that name.


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    Imagine going through the academy when your name is Richard Holder. Yep, he really exists!
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    I went through boot camp with a guy by the name of Michael Hunt. I kid you not.


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    We had a guy on my ship in the Navy by the name of Saylor (Paging Seaman Saylor). That dude got so much crap.
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    At my first base we had a Richard Weed and a Major Richard Pounder. His wife was also a Major. And at my current base, we have a Dick Mender. Not even Richard. His given name is dick.
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    Funny stuff!

    I went to HS with a girl named Chris Cross (Clarissa Cross, but we called her Chrissy most of the time). No lie, she has a sister named Sunday Cross. We ended up calling her Sunny.

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    I went to school with a guy named 5/8 tillery....and then when I first moved here with second chance I took a job with an orthopedic surgeon and I had a lady come in with her twins that needed hip braces...their names were sir bob and duke bob...I had to walk away from the desk...I also went to school with a girl named fairy grace woods....Yes her parents were hippies....LOL

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    When my wife was born, and using family names here, she was almost named Grace Ada Park for her first and middle names. In Modesto, CA where she was born there is a park by the name of Graceada Park. To add insult to injury her maternal grandfather wanted to name her Brucina Thorellina after him and his best friend. Thank God her mother chose a more traditional first name.


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    well I know a girl named Fifi, and used to know a guy named Richard Skinner... about all you can say is what the crap were you thinking?!!!
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    Had a passenger come thru at work with the last name of Dickgraber. Can you imagine paging that person if he's late for his flight?
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