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    Saving the Airlines

    HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They
    don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
    charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
    tips.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
    would see record revenues.

    This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
    opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why didn't Bush think of this?

    Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton

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    Good one, Some how I could just hear Clinton saying that.


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