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    Shortest Books Ever Written

    THE SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN** (nb)


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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
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    MY* CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    AND*HOW I HELPED AFTER* KATRINA
    *by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
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    THINGS I* LOVE ABOUT BILL
    by Hillary Clinton
    Sequel:
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill* Clinton

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    MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
    by* Osama Bin Laden
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    THINGS I* CANNOT AFFORD
    by Bill Gates
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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    by Dennis Rodman


    THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
    by Al Gore & John Kerry
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    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    by*Dr. J Kevorkian*
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    ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    by Mike Tyson
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    THE AMISH* TELEPHONE DIRECTORY
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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    by*O.J. Simpson
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    HOW TO DRINK AND*DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
    *by Ted Kennedy
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    MY BOOK OF PERSONAL MORALS
    by Bill Clinton*
    Introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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    COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
    by Nancy Pelosi
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
    or otherwise distort statements of fact.
    FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley

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    "Thing I Firmly Believe In," by Barrack Obama

    "Minorities I've Known and Loved, " by Robert "KKK" Byrd

    "Fat Girls I wouldn't Do", by Bill Clinton

    "Men I'd Do", by Hillary Clinton

    "An Intelluctual Guide to Politics," by Al Franken
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

 

 

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