Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:



@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell



@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6cubicle


@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it


@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself


@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat


@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family


@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners


@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called 'managers'