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Thread: Plane Rides
03-02-06, 01:04 AM #1
GET Ready for a Stupid Joke:
A man gets on a plane and sits next to a woman. He turns to her and says, I have heard that If you strike up a conversation with the person next to you on the plane your flight will go by faster. The woman says to him, what do you do for a living. The man replies I am a nuclear scientest. Oh she replies, You know horses, cattle and deer all eat the same food. Yes he replied they all eat grass. She says to him why is it that a horses shit is in big clumps, a deers shit is little pellets and cattles shit is flat patties. The man replies, I dont know. The woman looks at him and says you want to talk to me about nuclear science and you dont know shit.
03-02-06, 04:10 AM #2
It might be stupid but it was still funny. LOL!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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