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    Mmmm beer

    Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

    Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

    Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

    Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

    "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

    "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

    Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

    She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"

    And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

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    That's bad!

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    LOL!! Strange..but cute...

    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?????



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