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07-20-08, 12:54 AM #1
Please dont check the trunk...
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pick up lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and my fav
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yoursSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
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07-21-08, 02:10 AM #2
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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HAHA I wonder what would happen if I tried that
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07-23-08, 10:21 AM #3
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Anybody here seen "A Beautifull mind"? If you have, you'llknow the line I'm talking about and I used it. It actually worked.
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
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07-23-08, 10:26 AM #4
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"I still see things that are not here--I just choose not to acknowledge them"?
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Anybody here seen "A Beautifull mind"? If you have, you'llknow the line I'm talking about and I used it. It actually worked.
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07-23-08, 03:17 PM #5
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07-23-08, 05:29 PM #6
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I have that problem as well! Originally Posted by Jenna
"I still see things that are not here--I just choose not to acknowledge them"?
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
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07-23-08, 05:42 PM #7
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07-24-08, 11:19 PM #8
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07-28-08, 01:19 AM #9
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you drunk enough yet.
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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07-29-08, 10:05 AM #10
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You must wash your clothes in Windex cause I can see my hand in your pants.
I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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07-29-08, 10:34 AM #11
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Excuse me, you dropped something - my jaw.
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07-29-08, 12:04 PM #12
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