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07-20-08, 01:54 AM #1
pick up lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and my fav
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yoursSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
07-21-08, 03:10 AM #2
HAHA I wonder what would happen if I tried that
07-23-08, 11:21 AM #3
Anybody here seen "A Beautifull mind"? If you have, you'llknow the line I'm talking about and I used it. It actually worked.
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
-- Ambrose Redmoon
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07-23-08, 11:26 AM #4
07-23-08, 04:17 PM #5
"you're in luck, I've decided to go ugly early!"the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
( Baltasar Gracian )
07-23-08, 06:29 PM #6
07-23-08, 06:42 PM #7
"So, ya wanna go get a pizza and do it...?"
"What, ya don't like pizza??"
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07-25-08, 12:19 AM #8
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
07-28-08, 02:19 AM #9
you drunk enough yet.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
07-29-08, 11:05 AM #10
You must wash your clothes in Windex cause I can see my hand in your pants.I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
07-29-08, 11:34 AM #11
Excuse me, you dropped something - my jaw.
07-29-08, 01:04 PM #12
" You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you"" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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