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07-20-08, 04:08 AM #1
6 Important Answers!
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take
your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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07-20-08, 04:37 AM #2Romans 8:28-31
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07-20-08, 12:16 PM #3
07-20-08, 01:21 PM #4
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07-20-08, 01:44 PM #5
07-21-08, 03:07 AM #6
HAHAHA that is great
07-21-08, 07:07 AM #7Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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07-21-08, 07:21 AM #8
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
07-21-08, 08:43 AM #9
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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07-21-08, 09:48 AM #10
......too funnySwamp Mafia
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07-21-08, 12:29 PM #11
Love it!!The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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Those were great!!!
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