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    Cool 6 Important Answers!

    FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

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    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?

    A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '

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    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?

    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '

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    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?

    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?

    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take

    your house and car with them.

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    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?

    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

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    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?

    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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    Those were great!!!

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    For a girl your pretty funny.
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    A Knight is sworn to valor; His Heart only knows virtue; His Blade defends the helpless; His Might upholds the weak; His Words speak only the truth; His Wrath undoes the wicked"

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