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    Kids on Marriage

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)



    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
    she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
    dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
    decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
    with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
    same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
    other Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8(isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them
    interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
    make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - - Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
    have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
    clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9(bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
    Little Ricky is a friggin genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post



    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
    she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
    dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10

    I think those two are the best.




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    haha. totally cute.
    May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.

    12/12/44- 2/26/09

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    so thats where i screwed up i told her she looked like a mack truck.

 

 

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