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07-24-08, 08:00 PM #1
Subject: Traffic Stop
A CamdenCounty Police Officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and goes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know why he is being harassed. So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "Battleship Mouth and Rowboat Ass".
The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation, he puts "AH" on the bottom; He then hands it to the violator for his signature.
The guy signs the ticket angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Ass Hole!"
Three months later they're in court. The violator has such a bad record he is about to lose his license so he had hired an attorney to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.
Attorney: "Officer is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make"?
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an *AH*, underlined".
Attorney: "What does the *AH* stand for, officer"?
Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, sir."
Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"
Officer: "Yes Sir."
Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Ass Hole?"
Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client better than I do...."
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07-24-08, 08:28 PM #2
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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07-24-08, 08:38 PM #3
That was a good one right there.
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07-25-08, 12:28 AM #4
Funny!SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
07-25-08, 09:15 AM #5
There's just something poetic about that
07-25-08, 06:03 PM #6
That is great!
07-26-08, 05:40 AM #7
Ever since I first heard this joke,I have been doing just that and PRAYING,some jackleg attorney dare ask me what it means.
07-26-08, 02:41 PM #8
I like that
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