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Thread: Buttercups And Golf Balls.
07-27-08, 12:02 PM #1
Buttercups And Golf Balls.
Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his
ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying
to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup
in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have
any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!! Then POOF! .
. . she was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
friend, 'Fred, where are you?' Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy
willows.' Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON' T
07-27-08, 12:09 PM #2
Can't wait to see what Buttercup and Resident Smart Ass do with this!
07-27-08, 03:29 PM #3
Our own Buttercup has her protectors too you know. Now if its RSA? Only Buttercup knows.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
07-28-08, 01:50 AM #4
hi, my name is fred. I went golfing this one time and you are not going to belive what happened.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
07-28-08, 10:46 AM #5
LMAOSI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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