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    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029*

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in *the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, *formerly known as California.*

    White minorities still trying to have English recognized *as Mexifornia's third language.*

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United *States crops and livestock.*


    Baby conceived naturally!* Scientists stumped. *

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.*


    Iran *still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least *10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. *

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by *Jamaica. *No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! *


    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now *be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. *


    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. *



    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to *$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. *



    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key *to weight loss.*


    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.*


    Global *cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.*


    Japanese *scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can *photograph a woman with her mouth shut. *

    Abortion clinics now available in every*High School in United States.

    Senate *still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. *


    Massachusetts *executes last remaining conservative.*


    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. *


    Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. *

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. *


    Floruba (formally Florida)voters still having trouble with voting machines.
    I Love This *Country!


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    It's the GOVERNMENT that scares me ~


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Have you been talking to Jenna, lately?

    I have a few.

    Cloning Humans is now a wide spread and commonplace issue.

    Mexifornia slides off into the ocean becoming an island nation.

    By that time, I will have moved to the new LDS compound located somewhere in the central US, possibly Independence, MO. Unless it is in Mexifornia.


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    The scary thing is that its totally possible with socialists

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    Amen to that.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









 

 

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