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    Talking How many camels is your wife worth?

    Oh boy.... mine came back as

    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 50 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep

    Sounds like a pretty fair trade to me




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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 6 camels, 7 goats and 9 sheep

    dang Hawk your g/f is worth 50 camels lol mines only worth 6.. i think its time for me to trade her in lol

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    Mine isn't even worth 1 camel. I should show her that calculation . Maybe she will make an effort. And she wonders why I volunteer to work 80+ hours a week

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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 55 camels, 0 goats and 0 sheep


    Not to bad I guess
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    LMAO. I took the test myself...most answers I picked the best one....although some weren't even close..but....

    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 43 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep
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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 56 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    LMAO. I took the test myself...most answers I picked the best one....although some weren't even close..but....

    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 43 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep


    I am sure if I had a husband or a steady...that number would be different. LOL
    Quit lying on the questions
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    well, i reckon your*girl is*worth more or less 52 camels, 1 goats and 0 sheep

    ok I made the trade but what the heck i'm going to with all those camels.


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    Welllllll now,I uh,well,you see Uhhh,its' like this,,since my bride is a member of these forums,I think I will NOT post the results.It just may save some major injuries here.

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    I'm worth 23 camels, 7 goats and 0 sheep. Hmmm, I would have thought I was worth more sheep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Welllllll now,I uh,well,you see Uhhh,its' like this,,since my bride is a member of these forums,I think I will NOT post the results.It just may save some major injuries here.

    Good decision!

    I took the test and I am worth 90 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep! Guess I have one lucky boyfriend huh? ha ha ha ha

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    A kilo is equivalent to 2.2lbs......

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    21 camels, 9 goats, 1 sheep. These guys seem to be pretty stingy with their sheep.

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    78 camels, 0 goats, 0 sheep.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 51 camels, 2 goats and 0 sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Welllllll now,I uh,well,you see Uhhh,its' like this,,since my bride is a member of these forums,I think I will NOT post the results.It just may save some major injuries here.

    That just cracked me up!!
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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 59 camels, 4 goats and 9 sheep

    now to take door number 1 or door number 2 haha

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    how many kilos to one pound? this is america, baby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post

    That just cracked me up!!
    Yeah,me too,BUT,it is healing quite well ,thank you.

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    well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 28 camels, 6 goats and 0 sheep


    can't i just trade her in for a box of porn mags and 6 months of tv dinners?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

 

 
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