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Thread: My wife left me,,,,,
08-13-08, 12:21 PM #1
My wife left me,,,,,
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I'd have to quit drinking.
I did. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back..........hehehehe......To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
08-13-08, 04:46 PM #2
LOLCalm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
08-13-08, 05:15 PM #3
Wimmin! Some of 'em just can't handle the truth when you tell it to 'em.
And if you aren't honest with 'em, it's sumptin' else.
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
08-14-08, 04:28 PM #4
That's funnyAlpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
08-14-08, 06:54 PM #5
I'll Drink to that.
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