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    Big Al is offline There is no place like home....
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    My wife left me,,,,,

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I'd have to quit drinking.

    I did. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back..........hehehehe......
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    10-42Adam is offline Major
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    cajunguy is online now I LOVE my ParaOrd .45ACP!
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    Wimmin! Some of 'em just can't handle the truth when you tell it to 'em.

    And if you aren't honest with 'em, it's sumptin' else.




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    KaiGywer is offline *insert witty remark here*
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    That's funny
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    I'll Drink to that.
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