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08-13-08, 08:36 PM #1
A cute Come Back:
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
08-13-08, 08:47 PM #2
The other night I was working an accident scene (our officer involved...hes ok) and the whole street was shut down with 2 Firetrucks, 3 Ambulances, multiple Police cars, 2 Flat bed Weckers,... etc.......
I have the southern portion of the street blocked off and a middle aged woman pulls up rolls down her window and asks....."Was there an accident Officer?"
Without skipping a beat I replied...."Nope, cat stuck in a tree, turn here please."
After she pulled away myself and another cop with me lost it.....it was one of my best comebacks ever. The look on her face was that she believed me and couldnt believe the amount of money being wasted for a cat!!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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