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08-14-08, 01:05 AM #1
Really, I Would Rather Work!
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind
the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as
part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc., located above the garage will
be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well, you started it.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
08-14-08, 01:19 AM #2
08-14-08, 01:31 AM #3
That was funny.
08-14-08, 12:16 PM #4
somebody catch some rep for me - apparently i have to spread some around before giving any more
that was damn funny-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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08-14-08, 03:08 PM #5
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
08-14-08, 06:06 PM #6
I know someone that works at a state unemployment office,and that is about right,and I KNOW they wish they could say it.
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