Confucious say

[mavriktu]

Confucius Say...

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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick

go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls

cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house

should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well

often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

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[Ender]

Oral sex makes ones day.
Anal sex makes ones whole week.

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