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    Confucious say

    Confucius Say...

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    Virginity like
    bubble, one prick, all gone.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who run in
    front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind
    car get exhausted.

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    Man with hand in pocket

    feel cocky all day.

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    Foolish man give wife grand piano,

    wise man give wife upright organ.

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    Man with one chopstick

    go hungry.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who scratch ass
    should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes

    get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls

    cannot walk.

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    War does not determine who is right,

    war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse

    soon find him in cathouse.

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    Man who fight with wife all day

    get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib,

    but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell,

    bound to get there.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who stand on toilet

    is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house

    should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well

    often catch crabs.

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    Man who fart in church

    sit in own pew.

    *~*~*~*~*~*

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