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08-14-08, 08:29 PM #1
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I saw the best shirt today.
It said:
"He offered her his honor. She honored his offer and all night long, he was honor and offer"
It made me giggle.
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08-14-08, 09:20 PM #2
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Did you have to write that down??
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08-14-08, 09:22 PM #3
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Yeah I wrote it down once I got to my car, haha.
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And I’ll deal with the hate.
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Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-15-08, 12:12 AM #4
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You got the he and she reversed
Originally Posted by Autumn2009
It said:
"He offered her his honor. She honored his offer and all night long, he was honor and offer"
It made me giggle.
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer, and all night long...
He was honor and offer.I'm your huckleberry...
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08-15-08, 12:44 AM #5
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She tried. The talk of men made her flustered, causing her to confuse her words.
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08-15-08, 12:48 AM #6
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You got the point, it was funny damn it. Lol.
Oh yeah my virginal mind couldn't handle the topic.There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-15-08, 02:47 AM #7
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You poor traumitized child, Let me comfort you Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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08-15-08, 05:09 AM #8
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Screw all those words you only need two
"F*&K ME"
if you cant figure that one out, you should be at home by yourselfSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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08-15-08, 05:14 AM #9
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Why even waste words, the "look" is so much more efficient. Originally Posted by Shoestring
There’s a promise I need you to make
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08-15-08, 05:18 AM #10
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No, look dont work, you still have to read into it where as the two words spells out what you want. Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Hell the look could mean that you want a friggen foot rub, or for us to spray that chemical on your back to get rid of athletes footSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
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08-15-08, 05:19 AM #11
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I've never had a problem with the look. You must suck. Originally Posted by Shoestring
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-15-08, 05:21 AM #12
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Nope, straight as can be Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
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08-15-08, 05:27 AM #13
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Then stop staring down burly woman, they're the ones that get the "look" mixed up with, will you please suck on my toe or comb my back hair. Originally Posted by Shoestring
Nope, straight as can beThere’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-15-08, 05:29 AM #14
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Can you braid my butt hair Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
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08-15-08, 05:30 AM #15
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Call Term, I heard he's into that. Originally Posted by Shoestring
Can you braid my butt hair There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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08-15-08, 08:50 AM #16
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Butt hair and Back hair at 0745 in the morning...I feel my stomach turning and my bowels quivering...yet the thought in itself is so enticing.......yuck.
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Back to the original idea of t-shirts, most insulting one I saw recently said "I wouldn't fuck you for practice." We've been laughing about that one for a while.
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OMG girl....I almost spit diet coke everywhere.....LMAO. Reps for that one! Originally Posted by Autumn2009
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08-16-08, 05:39 PM #19
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Pics for proof! Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Funniest t-shirt I've ever seen while out and about..."Hi, it's last call. You'll do!""If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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08-16-08, 05:57 PM #20
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I'm a part time stripper, pm me for directions to where I am working tonight. Originally Posted by 121Traffic
Pics for proof!
Funniest t-shirt I've ever seen while out and about..."Hi, it's last call. You'll do!"
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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