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    I saw the best shirt today.

    It said:

    "He offered her his honor. She honored his offer and all night long, he was honor and offer"


    It made me giggle.
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    Did you have to write that down??

    There's no way I could remember that
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

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    Yeah I wrote it down once I got to my car, haha.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    It said:

    "He offered her his honor. She honored his offer and all night long, he was honor and offer"


    It made me giggle.
    You got the he and she reversed

    She offered her honor.

    He honored her offer, and all night long...

    He was honor and offer.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    She tried. The talk of men made her flustered, causing her to confuse her words.

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    You got the point, it was funny damn it. Lol.

    Oh yeah my virginal mind couldn't handle the topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    You got the point, it was funny damn it. Lol.

    Oh yeah my virginal mind couldn't handle the topic.
    You poor traumitized child, Let me comfort you


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    Screw all those words you only need two

    "F*&K ME"

    if you cant figure that one out, you should be at home by yourself
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Screw all those words you only need two

    "F*&K ME"

    if you cant figure that one out, you should be at home by yourself
    Why even waste words, the "look" is so much more efficient.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Why even waste words, the "look" is so much more efficient.
    No, look dont work, you still have to read into it where as the two words spells out what you want.

    Hell the look could mean that you want a friggen foot rub, or for us to spray that chemical on your back to get rid of athletes foot
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    No, look dont work, you still have to read into it where as the two words spells out what you want.

    Hell the look could mean that you want a friggen foot rub, or for us to spray that chemical on your back to get rid of athletes foot
    I've never had a problem with the look. You must suck.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    I've never had a problem with the look. You must suck.
    Nope, straight as can be
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Nope, straight as can be
    Then stop staring down burly woman, they're the ones that get the "look" mixed up with, will you please suck on my toe or comb my back hair.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Then stop staring down burly woman, they're the ones that get the "look" mixed up with, will you please suck on my toe or comb my back hair.
    Can you braid my butt hair
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Can you braid my butt hair
    Call Term, I heard he's into that.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
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    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Butt hair and Back hair at 0745 in the morning...I feel my stomach turning and my bowels quivering...yet the thought in itself is so enticing.......yuck.
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    Back to the original idea of t-shirts, most insulting one I saw recently said "I wouldn't fuck you for practice." We've been laughing about that one for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    I've never had a problem with the look. You must suck.
    OMG girl....I almost spit diet coke everywhere.....LMAO. Reps for that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    I've never had a problem with the look. You must suck.
    Pics for proof!

    Funniest t-shirt I've ever seen while out and about..."Hi, it's last call. You'll do!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    Pics for proof!

    Funniest t-shirt I've ever seen while out and about..."Hi, it's last call. You'll do!"
    I'm a part time stripper, pm me for directions to where I am working tonight.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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