Satan comes to church

Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for old man Bond who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to old man Bond and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," replied old man Bond, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?"
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
Old Man Bond calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 12 years.

I get a chuckle everytime I read this one. LOL!

Yup, I love it whenever I can read it. I keep on laughing. Laughing is a wonderful medicine to keep us stronger each day. ;)


*can someone change that smilie? This gimme a creepy feelin' of having a zombie smilie who winks* :eek: :o