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    Satan comes to church

    Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for old man Bond who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to old man Bond and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
    "Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
    "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
    "Don't doubt it for a minute," replied old man Bond, in an even tone.
    "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?"
    "Yep," was the calm reply.
    "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
    "Nope.
    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
    Old Man Bond calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 12 years.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    I get a chuckle everytime I read this one. LOL!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Yup, I love it whenever I can read it. I keep on laughing. Laughing is a wonderful medicine to keep us stronger each day.


    *can someone change that smilie? This gimme a creepy feelin' of having a zombie smilie who winks*
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

 

 

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