got this in an email from my dad (yeah, he should be pretty much infamous on here by now)

figured I'd share


Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.





Friendship among Men:


A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10
best friends.

Eight confirmed that he had slept over,
and two said he was
still there.