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    T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

    A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'


    He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'


    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'


    The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'


    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'


    The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Only a blonde would do this.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    pgg is offline Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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    I think I met her

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    I think I met her
    I believe her name is Jenna.
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    Ender

    "And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."

 

 

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