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08-25-08, 01:26 PM #1
Two Alabama fans were looking at a Sears catalog and
admiring the models.
One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful
girls in this catalog?"
The second one replies, "Yes, they are very
beautiful. And look at the price!"
The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they
aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good
idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the
catalog, I will get one too."
Three weeks later, the young man asks his friend, "Did
you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears
The second man replies,
"No, but it shouldn't be long
now. I got her clothes yesterday!"-=Twan007
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08-25-08, 02:16 PM #2
Haha I wouldn't put it past some people to actually do that...Calm Like A Bomb...
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08-25-08, 04:03 PM #3
You all will stop laughing when UPS finally delivers my blond from the panties section."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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